They say that independent gals don't need men, but I call bullsht on that. Yes, I am independent and don't need a man to support me financially, but I do need one for his glorious cock and fingers. Can't always be helping myself all the time, that's ...

I am a woman with dark humour. The only thing darker than the jokes I love is my soul. I make fun of things that most people would find offensive and disgusting. I take amusement in watching the suffering of others. Send me a cup of tea if you also t...

What you need to know about me is that there are times when I get so naughty with a lad to the point that I misbehave but there are also times when I become really nice and sweet like a baby. In case you want to know more about me, leave a message!

I would classify myself as a foodie because I enjoy all kinds of foods. If I am not doing anything, you might find me a restaurant stuffing my face. If you enjoy food adventures as much as I do, then we will be close in no time.

I am looking for my hero to come and save me from the world of boredom. I can feel my loneliness slowly sucking out the fun in me. If it's not too much to ask, I would like you to come and fill me up with happiness once again.