I've accepted that the chances of settling down with someone are slim. But it doesn't mean that I'm closing my doors to the idea that there's a man out there who wants to settle down with me. Now, that I'm done with that monologue. I'm going to tell ...

So many years of education yet no one taught us how to love ourselves and why it's so important. I am not looking for something serious here. I love myself a little bit too much to let one man take control of me. I'm just here to play and fool around...

I get easily distracted by my naughty thoughts at random times. Maybe that's just how it is if you've been single for a few years now and haven't gotten a proper shag in months. Wishing someone would come along to end my misery.

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .

A loving person but also straightforward, I will tell you exactly what I want and say 'please' after. Not the type of person who dilly dallies, why waste precious time when we could be having fun with our private bits?