I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee. Now, I do nothing but walk all day telling my story to random strangers and even to the dragonborn. If you get what I am saying, then we will get along well.

Instead of looking for someone who’s all fur coat and no knickers, I suggest that you look for someone like me who looks good inside and out. Well, I may not have a fanny but at least, I do have an amazing asshole.

I am an open-minded lass who is almost down for anything. We can talk about some serious matter like politics or climate change. If that is not your cup of tea, we can just flirt with each other all day long. Just tell me what's your pick.

I am quite a late-bloomer. I only experienced oral sex when I am in my early 20s while my ass was opened up to the real world when I was well within my late 20s. I know that there are still a lot of things I need to experience, so here I am looking f...

I've had casual relationships in the past where everything was kind of serious. If I'm going to have one night stands again, I'd like to be with a bloke who doesn't forget his sense of humour once we're in the bedroom.