I am aware that I come off as intimidating, I have a resting bitch face and a no nonsense attitude. But I am a total softie and subbie underneath all of the tough facade. Hoping to meet blokes who want to get acquanted with the real me.

In search of a lad who can go toe-to-toe with me when it comes to being horny. Your looks and personality is not important for me. The only thing that you have to guarantee is that you can keep up with me once I've shut the bedroom door.

Maybe I am the one you are looking for your whole life. Well, there's only one way to find out. Why not have a quick chat with me? We can help each other find out if we are really a perfect match. It sounds like a good plan, doesn't it?

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

Looking for someone who'll water my bumhole in the sexiest way. I haven't been jackhammered lately, so my bum is thirsty of your string of pearls. If you're free, please leave me a message that'll instantly make me wet. And I'll make sure to get back...