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I want to have a good time with men who are a lot younger than I am. I like that they are fresh and some are even a bit naive. I can say that I'm used to giving utmost care to lads who are willing to be tamed.

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Gentle touches and sweet words are the things I wanted when I was young. But now that I became a flirt, all I want is to talk with someone who talks explicitly and dirty, enough to make me horny and imagine someone's slamming his big cock on my arseh...