My hobbies: a. Painting my long nails with bright nail polish. b. Shagging either in the kitchen or in the living room. c. Baking cookies and caramel cake. d. Watching porn in my bedroom. e. Stimulating myself.

About ME: 1. Eats pizza. That's when I'm not eating something else. 2. Drinks almond milk. If and only if I can't get ahold of a man's cum. 3. Licks cucumber/banana. It only happens if I'm teasing my partner. About YOU: 1. Loves to sprinkle yo...

The fastest way to my heart is not through my stomach-- though I appreciate a full meal and dessert, but by giving me an orgasm that would shatter my world. Not material things or money, but hardcore raw shagging that would make me forget my name.

What I'm looking for in a man is not his good looks nor his material possessions. I'm simply dreaming of one day having the chance to be with someone who can give me a thrilling adrenaline kick from trying out something new.

Just one funny babe who never fails to make any lad laugh like a drain whenever they hear my jokes. Aside from my great sense of humour, I also have great skills in turning soft and asleep knobs into hard and throbbing ones.