I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

How do I de-stress? Well, I'd open a bottle of wine-- doesn't matter if it's white or red, as long as it's chilled. Draw a hot bath and fill it with my favourite oils. Put on relaxing music. Then finally grab my trusty fleshlight and lube.

It has always been my dream to be with a man with a huge cock. The thought of having a big snake deep inside my cave makes me horny. I would do everything just to have a fit stud fuck me in the ass until I break.

There's a whore in this house, and that is me-- I am that whore and proud to admit it. I am not here for long term commitments or anything serious. Still young and nowhere near ready to settle down yet.

Looking for someone who'll water my bumhole in the sexiest way. I haven't been jackhammered lately, so my bum is thirsty of your string of pearls. If you're free, please leave me a message that'll instantly make me wet. And I'll make sure to get back...